I've been gone for a minute and boy do I have a lot to say. I must follow up on my last Britney post. I have to address the pink elephant (No pun intended) making the rounds onto the gossip blogs of cyberspace. Evidently, I'm talking about Britney Spears. Ms. inTOXICated herself. How about that ghastly performance y'all? Whoa kid. When I saw that close-up shot of those ratty hair extensions I knew I was about to witness Spear's rock bottom, LIVE. In the days prior to the VMA's, I was convinced when I first heard the catchy "Gimme More" that "The Spears" was back with a vengeance and was going to prove to the world that the blogs and the tabloid weeklies were just propaganda. A sacrificial burning of Britney's reputation in attempt to acquire record internet hits and shocking tabloid headlines. Regardless, I was on team Britney and was anticipating "The Comeback". Instead, Spears just confirmed that she is definitely not well. What was she thinking? Has she completely lost it? The ratty hair. The lethargic performance. The unflattering outfit. The demonic blue contact lenses. The inebriated demeanor. We all know that she always lipsynchs but come on now, at least make it look believable. I couldn't believe my eyes. It's so funny because it really was like watching a train wreck. I couldn't believe that her dancers were better than her. She couldn't hit the dance moves properly. At some point I thought she was dancing to "walk like an Egyptian". (If you don't know what I'm talking about watch it again with the song playing on your speakers) She was just tripping all over the place. Did she even care? Or. Was she just high? and most importantly, who (in the spears camp) was the IDIOT that let this girl take the stage?!
Another really popular topic, among the many concerning Brit Brit is that she is fat. Can we agree to disagree? Britney is at a healthy weight. I repeat healthy WEIGHT. We all know she is not healthy per say. Britney is just not in SHOWBIZ shape. She chose to wear a less than desirable costume. Most Americans would kill to look like Britney after bearing 2 children. Come on now people. FACT: The average dress size of an American woman is a size 14. Go figure! Having said that, I think all this hoopla about her weight is total bullshit.
The impending custody battle for her children couldn't have come at a worst time. K Fed's pit bull lawyers are serving subpoenas to everyone under the sun that has been around Britney in the past tumultuous year. Who saw the Britney special on VH1? When you see everything that has happened to Britney in the past year crammed into a one hour special all you think is "this bitch really is insane"! Hopefully the judge doesn't catch the rerun.
Larry Rudolf (Brit's former manager) was literally on the run from being served with papers to be a witness in court. He knew he will be forced to tell the truth on the stand about Britney being unstable and how he convinced her to go to rehab before they parted ways. It is really hard to not believe all this. After her appearance on the shitty VMA's (thats a whole other blog) it was apparent that Britney needs professional help. K-Fed aka superleech is going to win "father of the year" after all is said and done. My how the tables have turned.
What did you think of Sarah Silverman's roasting of Britney following her performance? What do you think Britney should do now?
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