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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Poor Brit 2.0 "The Comeback"

I've been gone for a minute and boy do I have a lot to say. I must follow up on my last Britney post. I have to address the pink elephant (No pun intended) making the rounds onto the gossip blogs of cyberspace. Evidently, I'm talking about Britney Spears. Ms. inTOXICated herself. How about that ghastly performance y'all? Whoa kid. When I saw that close-up shot of those ratty hair extensions I knew I was about to witness Spear's rock bottom, LIVE. In the days prior to the VMA's, I was convinced when I first heard the catchy "Gimme More" that "The Spears" was back with a vengeance and was going to prove to the world that the blogs and the tabloid weeklies were just propaganda. A sacrificial burning of Britney's reputation in attempt to acquire record internet hits and shocking tabloid headlines. Regardless, I was on team Britney and was anticipating "The Comeback". Instead, Spears just confirmed that she is definitely not well. What was she thinking? Has she completely lost it? The ratty hair. The lethargic performance. The unflattering outfit. The demonic blue contact lenses. The inebriated demeanor. We all know that she always lipsynchs but come on now, at least make it look believable. I couldn't believe my eyes. It's so funny because it really was like watching a train wreck. I couldn't believe that her dancers were better than her. She couldn't hit the dance moves properly. At some point I thought she was dancing to "walk like an Egyptian". (If you don't know what I'm talking about watch it again with the song playing on your speakers) She was just tripping all over the place. Did she even care? Or. Was she just high? and most importantly, who (in the spears camp) was the IDIOT that let this girl take the stage?!
Another really popular topic, among the many concerning Brit Brit is that she is fat. Can we agree to disagree? Britney is at a healthy weight. I repeat healthy WEIGHT. We all know she is not healthy per say. Britney is just not in SHOWBIZ shape. She chose to wear a less than desirable costume. Most Americans would kill to look like Britney after bearing 2 children. Come on now people. FACT: The average dress size of an American woman is a size 14. Go figure! Having said that, I think all this hoopla about her weight is total bullshit.
The impending custody battle for her children couldn't have come at a worst time. K Fed's pit bull lawyers are serving subpoenas to everyone under the sun that has been around Britney in the past tumultuous year. Who saw the Britney special on VH1? When you see everything that has happened to Britney in the past year crammed into a one hour special all you think is "this bitch really is insane"! Hopefully the judge doesn't catch the rerun.
Larry Rudolf (Brit's former manager) was literally on the run from being served with papers to be a witness in court. He knew he will be forced to tell the truth on the stand about Britney being unstable and how he convinced her to go to rehab before they parted ways. It is really hard to not believe all this. After her appearance on the shitty VMA's (thats a whole other blog) it was apparent that Britney needs professional help. K-Fed aka superleech is going to win "father of the year" after all is said and done. My how the tables have turned.
What did you think of Sarah Silverman's roasting of Britney following her performance? What do you think Britney should do now?
Please comment and respond.
Monday, June 4, 2007
Omigod you guys! I went to see Legally blonde the musical!!!

Thursday, May 10, 2007
Dear Oprah
Today on Oprah, Susan Cagan debuted her song entitled "Dear Oprah." She was discovered in the NYC subway.At the age of 17, Susan ran away from home and went to New York City to start a new life. Susan grew up with a very strict upbringing. Her parents were involved in religious cult. Susan felt that she had to run away to take advantage of what the world has to offer. Through those hard times she wrote a letter to Oprah and later made into a song. Here are the lyrics. I hope they move you as they moved me.

DEAR OPRAH by Sarah Cagan
I am broken, got a problem, and my world is crashing down.
I am writing with the hope that my letter will be found.
Dont expect you to read it, probably got better things to do.
I got no one to turn to, so I'm turning to you.
I'm out on a ledge, im stepping near the edge, I'm at the end of my road, you gotta give me some hope.
Dear Oprah
you see i had to run away.
Dear Oprah
and i aint got no where to stay.
I hope ya.
I hope you never feel this way.
You probably have your own stuff to deal with anyway.
Dear Oprah
Its shocking.
What its come to.
How my life is such a mess.
How quickly you can lose it all.
And I lost it, I confess.
I had a bad life, a bad home, and a messed up family.
And I woke up one morning and I got myself free.
Dear Oprah
You see I had to run away
Dear Oprah
and I aint got no where to stay
I hope ya
I hope you never feel this way
You probably have your own stuff to deal with anyway
Dear Oprah
Have you ever felt like breaking down?
When there aint no one that cares around
did you feel the this way, back in the day?
and what did you do?
Dear Oprah
You see i had to run away
Dear Oprah
And i aint got no where to stay
I hope ya
I hope you never feel this way
You probably have your own stuff to deal with anyway
Dear Oprah
Im writing you a letter, yea I'm feeling better, yea
I hope you never feel this way
You probably have your own stuff to deal with anyway.
Dear Oprah
I guess I'll turn the TV on and see what you've got to say....
DEAR OPRAH by Sarah Cagan
I am broken, got a problem, and my world is crashing down.
I am writing with the hope that my letter will be found.
Dont expect you to read it, probably got better things to do.
I got no one to turn to, so I'm turning to you.
I'm out on a ledge, im stepping near the edge, I'm at the end of my road, you gotta give me some hope.
Dear Oprah
you see i had to run away.
Dear Oprah
and i aint got no where to stay.
I hope ya.
I hope you never feel this way.
You probably have your own stuff to deal with anyway.
Dear Oprah
Its shocking.
What its come to.
How my life is such a mess.
How quickly you can lose it all.
And I lost it, I confess.
I had a bad life, a bad home, and a messed up family.
And I woke up one morning and I got myself free.
Dear Oprah
You see I had to run away
Dear Oprah
and I aint got no where to stay
I hope ya
I hope you never feel this way
You probably have your own stuff to deal with anyway
Dear Oprah
Have you ever felt like breaking down?
When there aint no one that cares around
did you feel the this way, back in the day?
and what did you do?
Dear Oprah
You see i had to run away
Dear Oprah
And i aint got no where to stay
I hope ya
I hope you never feel this way
You probably have your own stuff to deal with anyway
Dear Oprah
Im writing you a letter, yea I'm feeling better, yea
I hope you never feel this way
You probably have your own stuff to deal with anyway.
Dear Oprah
I guess I'll turn the TV on and see what you've got to say....
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Ciao Italia Piccola! Gran Divertimento!
Yesterday was a beautiful sunny day. I had a splendid time in Little Italy in the Bronx yesterday. We wanted to go try the famous stuffed breads at the famous Mike's Deli on Arthur Avenue as well as seeing all the Italian culture. The shops, the people, the atmosphere screamed Italian. I was being nosy and listening to conversations as I walked down the street. It was like walking into a Scorsese Italian mobster movie. It was GREAT! I also noticed the pattern of stores. Meat market,supermarket,deli. Gellato store, bakery, cheese store. Italians love food! Geez! Can you blame them? It really didn't feel like the Bronx I knew. The neighborhood really lives up to its name. Little Italy indeed. When we went to the Arthur Avenue market where Mike's deli it was truly an experience. They had all kinds of different Italian things there. From Italian coffee to the Italian breads. The staff was really nice and welcoming. We ordered and sat at the little dining area at Mike's to have lunch. Mangia! It was so much fun.Loved Little Italy!
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
It's Ms. Producer To You!
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Lights! Camera! Action!

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